Catfight

My youngest brother and I are arguing over the gender of our kitten. He says it’s a he, and I believed him at first. Then a few nights ago, I accidentally saw our kitten with our tomcat and they’re, uh, doing the deed. Well, it looked like they’re doing it because the tomcat is on the kitten’s top and is biting on the latter’s nape (okay, I know you probably don’t want to read about cats having sex any more than I wanted to have seen what I saw but bear with me. I need to justfiy myself here!). I tried to shoo both away from each other but the cats ignored me. In hindsight, I think I didn’t shoo enough because I was afraid that the cats would angrily swipe at me for interrupting them.

So the next morning, I told my brother and my mom about it. My mom was shocked but my brother just scoffed at me.



“Lalaki yun”, he stated matter-of-factly.

“Eh ano yung nakita ko?!!”

“Baka tinuturuan lang.”

“Baka gay yung pusa.”



You don’t need to know who said what.